March 3

Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

Posted by lori . 8 Comments

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This list made the email rounds a few years back, and it made me chuckle.  The 10 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk::

10.  “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

9.  “This is just a 15-minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”

8.  “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out.  You probably got here just in time.”

7.  “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”

6.  “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5.  “I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.  Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?”

4.  “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem.”

3. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”

2.  “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?”

1.  Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

 Daily Inspiration

 

All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.
 
Martin Luther King, Jr. 
 

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