March 3
Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
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This list made the email rounds a few years back, and it made me chuckle. The 10 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk::
10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15-minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time.”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice yoga?”
4. “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem.”
3. “Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?”
2. “Who put decaf in the wrong pot?”
1. Raise your head slowly and say, “…in Jesus’ name, Amen.”
 Daily Inspiration
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Thanks for the chuckle and for the inspiration. I love that quote and your perfect illustration for it.
Have a great day.
pawhugs, Max
Wow Mum could make use of nearly all of those! Deccy x
Good to know! Could use these 😀
LMFAO 10 and 1 are the best!
Dachshund Nola
I had not seen that list before!!! So funny~~~ Thanks!!!!!!
Thanks for a good Saturday chuckle! I’ve never seen that list before!
Makes me wish I still worked in an office so I could use those!
Nellies Mom
Too funny! I loved number 1, Amen!! LOL!