October 22
Mini-Me Theatre – Charm School
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Welcome to Mini-Me Theatre.
In our first episode, a package arrived. When the mini-me houndies opened it, they discovered Mini-Me Twinkie was joining the family.
In our second episode, the mini-me houndies learned that Mini-Me Twinkie’s manners left a lot to be desired.
The story continues…
After discovering that Mini-Me Twinkie’s attitude wasn’t the best, the mini-me houndies asked Mini-Me Twinkie if she would like to go to charm school. Mini-Me Twinkie agreed.
“Welcome Mini-Me Twinkie.”
“We will be your instructors at Mini-Me Houndies Charm School For Unrepentent Kitties.”
“I must be in mini-me hell.”
“Let’s begin by learning to become a mini-me lady. A mini-me lady says pleasant and complimentary things to acquaintances. For example…’Mini-Me Twinkie, you look very pretty with your attractive red neck ribbon. It’s a very fresh look.’ Now you try.”
“Mini-Me Freedom, roses are red, violets are blue, God made me smart, what happened to you?”
“Alright, we’ll continue to work on being complimentary. Now Mini-Me Twinkie, a mini-me lady always says ‘May I,’ not ‘Can I.’ For example…’Mini-Me Twinkie, may I help you get to know some of the other students?’ Now you try.”
“Mini-Me Nikki, may I ask you a question? Are your parents siblings?”
The mini-me houndies decided that perhaps social conventions weren’t the best place to start. They decided to focus on education.
“Mini-Me Twinkie, a mini-me lady is educated and reads the classics.”
“‘Thou mangled toad-spotted lewdster!’ That’s Shakespeare.”
If not literary pursuits, perhaps the language arts.
“Mini-Me Twinkie, a mini-me lady learns to speak French or Italian.”
“Mini-Me Twinkie! Hand over that book!”
In a last desperate attempt, the mini-me houndies hoped the culinary arts would appeal to Mini-Me Twinkie. Kitties are known for their finicky eating habits.
“Mini-Me Twinkie, a mini-me lady cultivates a sophisticated palate.”
“Is Mini-Me Freedom eating the poop out of my litter box again?”
The mini-me houndies realized they had their work cut out for them.
To be continued…
The mini-me’s are custom handmade by Lynne of  Dip-Dip and the Bridge. Want a mini-me of your own? Contact Lynne at chi-chigirls86@hotmail.com and she’ll give you the details.
BOL BOL! That was great! Can’t wait for the next installment!
Nola
Too cute! I am taking French and I admit the first phrase I mastered was a curse word:)
Love the sophisticated cook book!!! And are your parents siblings…bwahaahaa!
But best of all, we love the first picture…the correct way to treat a cat–in our opinion
XXXOOODaisy, Bella & Roxy
Oh, I so enjoy these theater shows! I do hope that you won’t keep us in suspense about what happens next for too long!
BOL- that was so cute. Thanks for the smiles. And thanks for continuing to visit us despite our being MIA for so long. HOpefully we can get back to normal soon.
Bad Kitty Devil, Good Kitty Angel lol
I’ve got some kitties to send to charm school! Hemi first up haha
This is my absolute fave!
<3 Amy
This is my kinda theater. Great acting. I think I will have to order some Mini-Me’s of my kitties, so they can get a lesson from the houndies too.
OMD! We are glad to see that the first picture didn’t lead to Mini-Me Twinkie being roasted on a spit! Looks like Miss Twinkie needs a few more lessons.
Seems you have a rather rebellious Mini-Me on your paws there . . .
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
What do you expect from a pesky cat, even a mini me one:)
Bravo , brilliant. We are laughing like a hyena and we love the how to cuss in French and Italian. BOL funny. Bravo again.
Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
PS we want more.
Bwahahaha! I LOVE Mini-Me Theatre!!! 😀 Thanks for another episode. I really am going to have to order my own gang so I can put on theatre eps as well.
I hope you do! Your mini-mes would be so funny!
Very funny!
Spit roast Kitty Nom Nom ..Bawahwhhhhahawa Lynnes Mini -mes are great, she did one of me too 🙂 xxooxxx
Mollie and Alfie
LOL….could be tough to get that mini me to conform.
This is so bleeping funny. You are on fire!
OMD Lori, that was brilliant! I laughed like a drain all the way through. You should write a book about them – I would buy it. 🙂 Love it.
Lynne x
You are so clever!!!! That is so cute!! You are something else!!!
I wish I could think of cute things like that!
OMD! I LUVS this story. Boy, that mini-me kitteh is kinda stubborn, huh? My kittehs both already know a lotta curse words. I sure wouldn’t want them cursing in French, that’s for sure.
I can’t WAIT to see what happens next!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
this is a great story and definitely the best episode yet. I love the tied up mini me twinkie
urban hounds
Fantastic! Thank you so much for the lessons in etiquette. We can see that we have far to go. We shall await your next on line tutorial.
Wyatt and Stanzie
LOL! That was hilarious. Mini Me Twinkie is brilliant. No Charm School for her. She should stay just the way she is. She’s perfect 🙂