June 2
Word Nerd Humor
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I love words, grammar and all things to do with language. If you do too, you’ll probably find these funny.
1. Irony. The opposite of wrinkly.
2. There. Their. They’re not the same.
3. Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
4. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
5. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
6. A stitch in time saves nine what?
7. What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
8. What’s the difference between new and brand new?
9. “Heretofore” the opposite of “therefromhind.â€
10. “Let’s eat grandpa.” “Let’s eat, grandpa.” Correct punctuation can save a person’s life.
Daily Inspiration
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I thank you God for this most amazing day, for the leaping greenly spirits of trees, and for the blue dream of sky and for everything which is natural, which is infinite, which is yes.
e.e. cummings
That’s funny! I’m guilty of so many grammatical errors. It’s like minding your Ps and Qs. Just so difficult to do all the time. Besides, I sometimes like the way the sentence sounds when it’s ungrammatical lol 😉
They are all brilliant! I love a play on words. My personal favourite is Lets eat Grandpa, ha!
Lynne x
Proper grammar and punctuation are sadly losing the battle in these days of text messages and twitter; and when you think of the beautiful penmanship people used to have, it’s kind of sad to think about, too. I know my handwriting is not what it used to be.
Ha ha ha! Oh, I really love these! I love grammar, too, and I laughed at every one!
Very cute, and I love ee cummings!
urban hounds
Have you ever read “Eats(,)Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss? If not, I’m sure you’d love it! Deccy x
Love them all!
This on really broght back some great memories!
“What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?”
Thnx
Nellies Mom