Welcome to Mini-Me Theatre.
In our first episode, a package arrived. When the mini-me houndies opened it, they discovered Mini-Me Twinkie was joining the family.
In our second episode, the mini-me houndies learned that Mini-Me Twinkie’s manners left a lot to be desired.
The story continues…
After discovering that Mini-Me Twinkie’s attitude wasn’t the best, the mini-me houndies asked Mini-Me Twinkie if she would like to go to charm school. Mini-Me Twinkie agreed.
“Welcome Mini-Me Twinkie.”
“We will be your instructors at Mini-Me Houndies Charm School For Unrepentent Kitties.”
“I must be in mini-me hell.”
“Let’s begin by learning to become a mini-me lady. A mini-me lady says pleasant and complimentary things to acquaintances. For example…’Mini-Me Twinkie, you look very pretty with your attractive red neck ribbon. It’s a very fresh look.’ Now you try.”
“Mini-Me Freedom, roses are red, violets are blue, God made me smart, what happened to you?”
“Alright, we’ll continue to work on being complimentary. Now Mini-Me Twinkie, a mini-me lady always says ‘May I,’ not ‘Can I.’ For example…’Mini-Me Twinkie, may I help you get to know some of the other students?’ Now you try.”
“Mini-Me Nikki, may I ask you a question? Are your parents siblings?”
The mini-me houndies decided that perhaps social conventions weren’t the best place to start. They decided to focus on education.
“Mini-Me Twinkie, a mini-me lady is educated and reads the classics.”
“‘Thou mangled toad-spotted lewdster!’ That’s Shakespeare.”
If not literary pursuits, perhaps the language arts.
“Mini-Me Twinkie, a mini-me lady learns to speak French or Italian.”
“Mini-Me Twinkie! Hand over that book!”
In a last desperate attempt, the mini-me houndies hoped the culinary arts would appeal to Mini-Me Twinkie. Kitties are known for their finicky eating habits.
“Mini-Me Twinkie, a mini-me lady cultivates a sophisticated palate.”
“Is Mini-Me Freedom eating the poop out of my litter box again?”
The mini-me houndies realized they had their work cut out for them.
To be continued…
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